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Baby-maker and/or sex toy.
Should be tied to a bed at all times for convenience and to avoid havoc.
Cindy walks into her home to find it flithy and destroyed, "Oh shit the man escaped again"
by Um_of_Umbridge November 04, 2010
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MAN: A CREDIT STEALER,VEIN,SELFISH,SCUMBAG,HATER,BITTER,EVIL,CONNIVING,LIAR,REVENGEFUL,DEFENSIVE,BIG,EATER,FRIDGE INHALER,EATS EVERYTHING,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR FIGURE,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BOTOX,EVIL,BASTARD,DIES BEFORE YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 40 YEARS..AND ON A MAN BUDGET WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE.

MEN STEAL THE WORKPLACE,LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING,IF FOUND OUT GET SERIOUSLY FIRED FOR THEIR GAMES,AND PUT MORE ENERGY INTO THEIR STUPID ASS GAMES THEN WORK.
TRY TO PUSH WOMEN OUT WHEN THEY ARE ON MATERNITY LEAVE..MANIPULATIVE JERK OFFS
DO NOT TRUST A MAN.

A MAN WILL AGE YOU BEYOND BELIEF.

THEY SMELL BAD.

CHEAP DEODRANT.

ROUGH SKIN.

BAD ATTITUDES.

PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

EVIL.

BALLS.
by LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 23, 2010
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Person 1: So yeah, i watching Mind Of Mencia yesterday.
Person 2: Hell yes. Carlos is the man.
by RabbiGabai April 04, 2007
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Hole cards in the game of Texas Hold'em consisting of an Ace and a Ten. If a hand is won with The Man, the cards must be shown. If the cards are not shown, the person holding them is subject to anal penetration.
"Keith didn't show The Man. Danny! Better get the lube..."
by DonkeyDanny February 04, 2010
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Man Man is a proclaimed god of the Shockwave Citadel discord server. From what was observed, it is clear that the members of this server, including the Owner was praising his arrival. Instantaneously giving him the "Rizz God" role.

At this time, Man Man is famous within the community, and when he enters the call all are suppressed due to his overwhelming awesomeness.
"HES HERE!?!?!?!? FINALLY" -IonNinja OWNER of Shockwave Citadel

"MAN MAN IS THAT YOU" -Pianoscout Co-Owner of Shockwave Citadel

"My presence appears to have been long awaited" - Man Man god of Shockwave Citadel
by Xai Choi August 25, 2023
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Man; doesn't appreciate how delicate a woman is..talks about porn..violent porn and wants to beat you down and push all your buttons until your whole face is a pile of wrinkles resembling that of a testicle..

I CHOOSE LIFE I CHOOSE BOTOX AND FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
Men can be mean and vain and think they are great..most cannot even do their jobs as well as the average woman and they KNOW IT TOO..Women are more eager to please and get the job done with a smile..Far better and less agressive collegues who can always be counted on to sort a man size mess..
by NASTYVIOLENTPORNHOLICS October 23, 2010
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MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS
by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010
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