sniff monster

Someone who likes to sniff drugs on a large scale

Paula has used all the coke, she's such a sniff monster

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010

black ice monster

one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!

Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?

Craig: O u know it!

by N of n0v3mBer January 26, 2009

monster thickburger

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.

Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!

by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

Manterboating

The placement of one's face, into the cleavage of a man's moobs, followed by the side-to-side shaking of the head accompanied with a motor-ing sound.

John made many trips to McDonalds on Friday; resulting in a hefty, yet delicious figure. Sarah was captivated by his rolls and decided manterboating his moobs at the pool the next day would be a hot idea.

by D & L February 3, 2008

Monster Mix

A alcoholic beverage consisting of red gatorade, sprite, red bull, vodka, and bacardi-151, usually served in a Camel Bak.

(A): Gurl, what happened last night?
(B): I don't know, but Dallas had his ridiculous backpack with monster mix!
(A): DANNNGGG! He's passed out on the lawn again!

by TheIllestoftheIllest December 14, 2011