Mid-America

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.

New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.

by Most Democrats are Centralists April 1, 2005

mid town

community in Sacramento California

" I dont know where that is I never leave the midtown area.."

by herbie February 1, 2004

mid-day

2 o'clock in the afternoon

"Hey let's meet for lunch at mid-day"
"So noon?"
"No dumbass, 2 o'clock in the afternoon"

by myswangang November 12, 2018

Mid Doig

To screw up horribly while writing a sentence or phrase.

Dude, that was a total mid doig.

by Jeffery Voltorb October 23, 2016

X mid

A person so extremely average it’s painful

“Tyler ghosted me, theyre x mid for that shit”

by Fettywapasf February 17, 2022

mid-hound

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.

Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.

by guacsnotextra February 21, 2017

Mid Bait

Catchphrases or words that you put in your dating app bio in order to give mid bitches something to reply about when you match

This mainly works on bitches who are well, mid, its bait for mid, for example twilight, anime, harry styles, harry potter and many more!

"OMG YOU WATCH TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER"

general type of response to expect when fishing with mid bait

by SuperSpaceAids November 27, 2021