Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

masturbatory

An exaggeration and/or overstatement describing and individuals anger or resentment.

John had a fit of masturbatory rage when he was disrespected by the food service worker.

by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

Maskurbater

A paranoid person who gets off on telling others to put their mask on.

A pandemic Karen.

I was walking around my neighborhood and out of nowhere some maskurbater started yelling at me to put a mask on

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Masturbatorium

A masturbatorium is a portmanteau of the words master bait and laboratorium. It means a place or room that is used for master baiting. Used by the youtuber RADAL.

Person 1: "Come in come in, make yourself at home!"
Person 2: "God damnit, what the hell is this masturbatorium!"

by Stupid Fucking Idiot November 2, 2022

Masturbatoric Hypoesthesia

A condition acquired when you masturbate until some part of your body goes numb, usually either your fingers or genitals.

Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .

by anonymous April 6, 2024