lotsie

another nickname for penis/dick/cock/weiner and etc. Word is pronounced like "lot-seeeee"

that whore loves my lotsie

by tmac9 November 16, 2006

lots

Less Often Than Seldom

Q: Are you loved?
A: LOTS. /facepalm

by BlackDoom March 26, 2010

LQTMSANTCAD

laughing-quietly-to-myself-so-as-not-to-cause-a-distraction

an abreviation used to display humerical appreciation in a public setting via texting and/or instant messaging

josh: dude, dr folmer looks exactly like hitler, minus the stache

charlie: lqtmsantcad

josh: i think you accidentally "lol"ed, he's looking your way

by shknbk2009 December 17, 2009

Black Lotus

When a woman cups her hands like a flower and gives a black man a handjob.

Dude I heard Kathy gave Dante an awesome Black Lotus last night

by followmylogic November 23, 2011

lotstein

1. a thoughtless, ditzy person

2. a carefree, airheaded individual.

Britney Spears is such a lotstein.

by bread infection November 29, 2009

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Lotus Eater

A man or woman whose attraction and sexual proclivities are directed exclusively toward partners of Asian lineage. An attraction that borders on obsession or addiction to the point where they are under a spell or seemed drugged.

Bro...look at that Lotus Eater posting up on all the Asian girls at this party...he is oblivious to all the other talent here. Odysseus needs to call him back to the boat to give the rest of us a chance.

by C. Blanche DuBois October 18, 2016