by the Little Kid June 3, 2006
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Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.
Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.
Customer: "You fuckin' wornout hag-whore! You duped me into coming in by diming the lights. I know that rotten, old bitchmeat's trick.
by oldwhore September 30, 2007
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swag. purple led lights mean the person using them is one of the best people in the universe. or theyre bi. like thats it. its that simple.
by uzidgaf February 19, 2021
Get the purple led lights mug.Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
by Noro Machine August 11, 2010
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Get the Northern Lights mug.When someone has Christmas lights in quantity, but not quality. Lights of all sorts are often just thrown onto the lawn, and chain lights are usually still un-strung. Lights are usually in full view, but are never turned on, especially at night.
We went to go look at all the Christmas lights last night... most people on this town have Johnny Lights.
by Scraphê December 20, 2009
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