Brown Listerine

The OG mouth mash capable of washing away every word, kiss, and germ out of your mouth.

"I kissed an ugly girl at school on accident"

"Get the Brown Listerine"

by Learn the sauce August 5, 2020

Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.

Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!

by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020

Knob lobster

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip

"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"

by CK1052 June 22, 2021

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

chicken wing with listerine

The act of eating chicken while high on cocaine

Dude yesterday brad was eating a chicken wing with Listerine , he put it on snapchat and it was hilarious.

by Jake Townes April 16, 2015

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019