Kemp

A tall and skinny redneck inbred who loves to play football.

That guy is really good at football he looks like a kemp.

by HelloImBillyBob May 13, 2019

Kemp

The action of kemping or kemped something up is when you do something so uncoordinated that it physically hurts everyone around you.

Example;
“Hey I heard that you’re talking to that girl, how is it going?”
“Not good man, I kemped up HARD”
“Oh what happened?”
“I asked her out and it turns out she was a lesbian”
“Oh fuck, you kemped up HARD”

by Our Dishwashers November 6, 2019

og kempster nerd

A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.

Georgy: look there's chris
Irene: he is a classic OG kempster nerd

by fame in the game March 9, 2008

Roman Kemp

A Fucking dick who called K-pop a noise, and said that they were famous for their looks and not their music.

Roman Kemp will always be remembered as the person who K-pop noise.

by kabs_25963 December 11, 2019

kempo

The state at wich the male scrotum is almost solid. This occurs when you first awake from sleep or in cold weather.

Wow I need to warm up quick becasuse my kempo is killing me

by kressss June 5, 2009

Kempo

One who slaughters with a knife
One who is skilled at sneaking up behind, and killing another with a knife.

Dude, you just got Kempoed

by Aedhan November 1, 2008

kemptner

complete jerk off

he pulled a kemptner.

by dickweed456 October 18, 2010