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jewtard

not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.
WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.
by Oxman85 February 1, 2007
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jewtemalan

A Jewtemalan:
this term is used to describe someone who is Jewish and guatemalan. A rare combination, but great nonetheless
is that a guatajew?

Nope! Its a Jewtemalan!
by sadasdas June 18, 2008
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Jewhad

The nation of Israel's way of defeating the Jihadis.
Jihad will never win over Jewhad. This is Allah's will.
by James Meeker May 14, 2007
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Jewche

(jew-shh) N. A wealthy douche-bag.
"Wow, that Kevin Federline is such a jewche!"
by BigSteve413 October 14, 2009
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Jethro's Law

1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.

2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.

Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 15, 2018
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jethro

Someone who has a big truncheon, but spends his time slapping it against video game machines in frustration at his inability to play them. Often seen with what Scottish women call a "Big Cuddly Head".
If you ever visit Loughborough (warning : don't do it) you're more than likely to encounter a Jethro there.
by Vibes December 15, 2003
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Jethan

The most superior ship name there is!!!!! It’s for superior couples with the names of Jaden and Ethan!
Jaden+Ethan=Jethan
Pronounced j-ea-than
by Mermer5050504 March 18, 2018
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