jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.

Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.

by Strausy November 12, 2009

Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug

Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?

by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015

team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate

Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking

by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016

Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017