January 28 

The day Henry the Eighth died

Steve: “Hey did you know Henry the Eighth died on January 28th”
Second Guy: “Oh my god Steve shut up I don’t fucking care”

January 28 by stupid moron disease October 16, 2019

January 31 

January 31 is is the day where the people with the most gorgeous eyes and hair is born.

She was born on January 31st. I mean look at her hair and eyes.

January 31 by lilly222 October 15, 2019

January 22 

It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.

Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!

January 22 by Forknife208 December 14, 2019

January 28 

People born on this day have the energy of a crackhead

Person 1: Why is she acting like this
Person 2: She was born on January 28

January 28 by ahhhhhh66579 October 23, 2019

January 16

People who are born in January 16 are definitely the best people if you have a friend who was born in January 16 NEVER let go of them they are some of the best and most beautiful people on this universe . Specially if their names start with M,D, or P. That person WILL be taken in some time or already are 🥵✋ . Damn they are literally gods/ goddesses that how beautiful/ handsome they are . But the best thing about them is there heart they have the purest heart they might be like calling others “ loser “ or “ stupid” or “b*tch” but that who they care about and when you get to know those people born on January 16 they are the literal definition of perfect.

Person 1: It’s my birthday today !!! Yay
Person 1’s best friend : I know !!!! And it’s January 16 I will never let go of you I love youuuuuu 🥺🤍

January 16 by iheartiheartganyu January 2, 2020

january 9

January 9 is the best day ever you will never go wrong with this day it’s the most important day ever it’s just such an amazing day that you can’t even explain how great it is.

January 9 is my birthday!

january 9 by Justtellingthetruth!! April 12, 2019

January 27 

January 27 is national bad bitch day. When it's January 27,You remind yourself you a bad bitch and you act like a bad bitch!!!

(You walk up to the mirror on January 27 then remind your self your a bad ass bitch then you act like one.)

January 27 by baddyhoe92 November 1, 2019