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Squid Jag 

The act of inserting all 5 fingers into the vagina or anus. Once fully inserted to wrist, rapidly open fingers to a claw (fingers spread), And yell (in a deep disgruntled tone) "SQUID JAG!"
Oi, mate. I had a great night last night with Jenny, until I tried the squid jag. Would have got the boot, but the Bitch couldn't get me out. Took me 5 minute to untangle.
Squid Jag by Old Mate Squid August 30, 2017
Related Words
Jag Jagger Jaguar jag off jager Jago jagermeister jagbag jagex jager bomb

poon jag 

A sexual bender or binge broken up only by the possibility of sleep.
"Quit trying to take the high road. You sold your condo and moved 3000 miles across the country on a poon jag. Within minutes you were back in NY living in your father's basement."
Getting a good drunk in an hour
Had a long day and needed a power jag.
power jag by bendroid September 29, 2014

Jackin ina Jag 

Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.

To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.
"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"

or
"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"

Having a jag 

i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag
Having a jag by tunnledog October 3, 2016

Afternoon Jag 

To tie on an afternoon load- when one or ones starts drinking prior to the evening. It is usually done on ones day off during normal business hours When everyone else is working.

Warning a good afternoon jag usually results in an early bed time.
"I am going to tie on good Afternoon Jag today and walk my dog up the park and walk my dog up to the park holding a cape coder while everyone else is walking around on their lunch break."

"Do you want to come over and tie an Afternoon Jag ? "

What did you do yesterday on your day off?
"ey just tied on an Afternoon Jag, in bed by 6"
Afternoon Jag by Trilla86 October 6, 2011