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Intantanary

Intantanary - Something absurd/insane
"I don't believe you, that's intantanary!"
by Jawoozle June 23, 2022
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Comedic instance

It is when a funny moment happens and you don't have time to proccess what has just been said but you know it was funny so you just flickshot the nearest neuron and reply "that is a comedic instance."
"Yo i heard someone was called a giga paki and got shanked up"
"damn thats a real comedic instance my dude."
by warmachine69420ashenhair November 20, 2020
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instanity

to become instantly insane
singing that song gave him instanity
by matt silvers March 10, 2008
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instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
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Instant Loss

A genre of hentai in which the female character is immediately beaten by a strong male opponent and then fucked senseless. Popular among kissless virgins (or misogynists) who can't ask a girl out, or can't be fucked to go pursue a girl themselves.
Person 1: Favorite hentai genre?

Person 2: Instant Loss.

Person 1: You're fucking weird, man.
by JuuzouWorshipingAlien September 30, 2023
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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America Online Instant Messenger

America Online Instant Messenger sux0rz j00r nut0zrsr. OMFG ICQ IS BATERR@!@!@22
by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003
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