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platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups
Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.
by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021
mugGet the platonic incelmug.

We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
mugGet the We don't speak incelmug.

Incel

Sociopathic weirdos. They've never felt true love and thus have misunderstood the society we live in. Big dumbos btw!
Lover 1: Bro that quiet kid is literally and incel...
Lover 2: Yuck we should shower that dude with knowledge and make him not have that mindset of alpha males and femoids who leech off of men to suck their life juices.
Lover 1: Uhhh, sure.
mugGet the Incelmug.

Incel

A man whose entire ancestors are disappointed in him cuz he is maidenless
That bitch called me incel just because I refused to be her step daddy.
by yellowhandkercheif October 16, 2025
mugGet the Incelmug.

Incel

A slag term used to humiliate a demographic of young straight white cis men who used to be the “nice guy” but because they couldn’t get womens attention, they started belittling them. Ie. Calling them fat.
Just look at the other responses. Those are written by incels
by Woodsmokeandtobacco February 12, 2022
mugGet the Incelmug.

incel factory

a women who has low genetic quality(such as extreme short height) being with a high genetic quality male( tall height)
leading to manlet children who will be ridiculed in front of society leading to him being resentful and turning him slowly into an incel.
That woman should not procreate, she's an incel factory.
by cocuklugumugomdumgelenolmadi February 2, 2025
mugGet the incel factorymug.

incel

neutral: A person, who desperately desires/stresses over certain sexual lifestyle and relationships, that they are unable to achieve.

In reality: one of many sexist slurs used by entitled narcissistic women and their harem of submissive white knighting cucks to bully and silence non-submissive and/or single (often "low SMV") usually males for being in any way critical of them, venting about their life hardships, or for existing and not groveling/white-knighting/idolizing (like said submissives are doing) - even if they aren't looking for a relationship with said narcissists.

Often used alongside: "why do you hate women" (arrogant self-assigned representation of entire sex, hive-mind collectivism style) - just because she happens to be a narcissist (who's been systematically culturally reinforced as such), that only accepts existence of subservient men, but not the reverse (narcissist man + submissive women). Then the only answer is: "why do you hate men" (same mental gymnastics).
You might as well not exist - according to the aforementioned groups of people; but this logic works in all directions for everyone equally: if you don't fit someone in every way they want, then you might as well not exist for them.
He doesn't have a gf, he must be gay/incel/fuckboy/creep/hates women/misogynist.
How dare you criticize queens, why do you hate women you incel.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
mugGet the incelmug.

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