humpus

the act of wanting to hump and/or have intercourse with a non-human entity

i wanna humpus a wumpus

by PvP-English March 17, 2021

Humsnoodle

A dear friend that you can count on in any given situation and will always be there for you.

Kenneth: Thank you sooo much for coming through! I didn’t know whot to call!!
Lindsey: Aw Stop, you know You can count on me whenever!
Kenneth: Aww.. you're a Humsnoodle!!

by #NoDreamTooSmall May 31, 2021

Humugliated

Humugliated

I was so humugliated the other night!!!

by jimbo numb nut October 6, 2021

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

by Ratchetcumsock69 November 4, 2021

Hummus Party

Codename for sucking toes on a first date.

McKenzie went over to Matthew's house for a first date, he said he was throwing a hummus party. After she arrived though, he just wanted to suck her toes.

by lost hamster December 12, 2021

Hummus Town

The place where e-dating trans girls and shit-posting idiots gather to argue about the most inane things while having unfunny Jackbox Game Nights.

Jerry: Hey, you wanna join the discord server Hummus Town?

Any Reasonable Person: What the fuck? No!

by GoldenGamre February 12, 2022

humpscare

When someone surprises you with sexual words or actions. The sexual equivalent of a jumpscare.

"That guy sent me an unsolicited dick pick. It was such a humpscare."

by juicybastard April 11, 2022