Houston Astros

The game was thrown, but not by the Houston Astros.

The Houston Astros didn't rig the system, but some people do rig it with their machinations.

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Houston Hooters Hot Wings

A Hooters girl put a rude customers hot wings in her vagina before sending to table in Houston Texas.

Bro did you hear about Houston Hooters Hot Wings? They got a new flavor only for rude chaps!

by NASCARFAN18 August 27, 2022

Houston Porcupine

when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron

Man me a betsy did the Houston Porcupine last night, and now she wants to golf

by dumpymchatfuck May 20, 2011

Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.

The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

A Houston Wet Saturday

When two bi sexual men ejaculate on each others face while watching two and a half men.

A had a houston wet saturday with mark.

by Emiyo rodrigay July 15, 2011

Houston Lingerie

Who says size doesn't matter, this underwear is usually 2-3 times larger than the average underwear. Representing parachutes the males of Houston often feel like they are on the front line again. Houston is known to be the fattest city in the World a virtual goldmine for people like Rita Mcneil.

Steve: Hey Rick, I just got back from Houston, nailed the fattest girl and brought home her Houston Lingerie.
Rick: That's hilarious you could sky dive with those fuckers.
Steve: Yup,those people in Houston don't even realize how fat they actually are.

by Sober151 February 8, 2009

Houston Astros

Underachieving choke artist team that can't win when it counts.

The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!

The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope

by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003