A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
She bully's kids. She tells people who are struggling with mental health to "get your lives together" and she tells people not do do anything last minute, then grades everything last minute after we are able to fix it.
by Cheesus69420 May 03, 2023
You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
by AnimalLover3006 May 06, 2020
i’d love to hogan you
by fortniteisgayyy February 25, 2018
by Vik34 July 05, 2016
Hogan is a ginger man, over eighteen with blue eyes commonly found foraging for rickrolls. Likes to sit in the shade on rooftops. Enjoys Monty python. Watch it and you'll have a Hogan by your side for a while... He's funny, creative, caring, he also looks deathly like a young Rick Astley.
Appears to be the love child of Rick Astley and Ron Weasley.
Appears to be the love child of Rick Astley and Ron Weasley.
by AlmondYeti October 11, 2021
The type of person to peg someone if necessary and does not know the difference between roblox and fortnite. A whole bum who stalks Shaunak Sharma.
Friend: Pass me mats
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.
by urmadrepadrecarlosgoden24 October 25, 2018