Hockey Widow 

2. A woman abandoned during the hockey play-off season due to pro-longed overtimes and games that end at 3 am.

3. An obsessive fan who ignores their spouse in favour of their preferred spectator sport. Maybe applied to any any sport, but extreme caution should be paid if one becomes a Cricket, Bowling, or NASCAR widow.

Now that the Calgary Flames are in the play-offs, Mary will surly become a hockey widow, since she'll never see him in bed at night.

Hockey Widow by BauDMoN April 6, 2009

Hockey Tape 

The Canadian Duct tape. When it takes hold its a bitch to take off

I put hockey tape on my binder...now its gonna be a bitch to take off

Hockey Tape by RJRChief November 30, 2009

Hockey Helmet Special 

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.

Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!

Hockey Helmet Special by Mike Snoddon January 13, 2008

hockey shtick 

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.

You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.

hockey shtick by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

Hockey Tournament 

A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*

Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.

Hockey Tournament by HockeyChamp September 8, 2009

Hockey Flossing 

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

Hockey Flossing by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

hockey bag 

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice

"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"

hockey bag by chronodos May 31, 2016