haemosiderin

To be gay without having gay thoughts

“Me and the boys had some rough sex last night”
“That’s kinda gay bro”
“Nah bro it was haemosiderin”

by Wet sponge April 4, 2020

Hambone

An agreement word for a night of audaciousness, recklessness and debauchery.

“Last night was intense.”

“Hambone.”

by I am the toast June 3, 2020

hamborge

hambe

person one: hey dude have you heard of hamborge
person two: what
person one: hamborge

by duckyourmom September 30, 2021

Hamdog

A hamster hotdog.

Hey Alex could you make me a Hamdog? My new hamster killed itself.

by ochiipika July 12, 2023

Stoke-sub-Hamdon

A small village outside of Yeovil in Somerset. Otherwise known as Stoke-sub-Normal, due to the amount of supposed incest in the south of Somerset.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.

'Wanna go to Stoke-sub-Hamdon? I mean, Stoke-sub-Normal!'

'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'

by ZeeZeeDee April 14, 2011

hammock

A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."

Friend - How selfish.

by the master builder February 24, 2011

The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.

(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.

by aaronha April 19, 2010