hole poker

Either a male or female who stickS either fingers or bodily features e.g: penis. Into either a vagina or anus.

"Oh my God you're such a hole poker"
"I heard you've been hole poking again"

by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008

hole punching

In computing, UDP hole punching refers to a commonly used NAT traversal technique.

We were hole punching all day long!

by Bölima November 24, 2007

Hole Punch

Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)

The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.

"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"

by imaginative wal August 5, 2007

hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

hole digger

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole

Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Hole Slanker

1. A plumber

The Hole slanker cleaned out my clogged drain

by Irishfather May 12, 2010