Before Google (B.G.)

The turn of the millennium equivalent to the cliche nostalgia of hardships experienced in youth.

Bill Sr. To Bill Jr.: Son when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.

Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.

by Rooks January 9, 2010

google images

the best porn site for filters

and no filter blocks it

by lolwut484793ue3j November 15, 2004

googleable

Something that is able to be found on the popular Internet search engine Google.

Mrs. Kim's husband is googleable.

by Lisa November 12, 2004

Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.

Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.

by jin-roh May 20, 2016

googleability

The ability of a Google search to find web pages for the person being searched.

Profesional, personal or social networking web pages will be pages listed in the search.

The googleability of her name makes it easy to find her My Space web pages.

by B. Foster April 28, 2008

Google pollution

A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.

After sifting through 34 pages of Google pollution, I finally found a useful query result.

by OkieLoki February 28, 2009

Googlebender

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.

If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.

by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009