glout

glout:
a 12 year training to achieve full meme potential.
it includes games of Gom Plon. Gom Plon is a mix between ultimate frisbee, sudoku, and pot roast, and the traditional way of playing is silently.

daisy: yo dood i just finished my glout training last monday
molly: DOOD IM SO PROUD OF YOU AHHHHH!!! i still havent. i got disqualified for having fake clout.
daisy: TOO BAD FOR YOU LAMO

by imbr0k3n November 13, 2017

glottal

Someone who refuses to shut up.

Dang, Michael sure is being a glottal today. So talkative.

by Black Doll 123 March 8, 2018

gloatisserie

A virtual platform whereupon an enemy is roasted, producing schadenfreude for the audience as they gloat over their victory.

"Sessions roasted McCabe on Trump's Gloatisserie."

by MondoFuego May 11, 2018

Gluft

A collection of long malted hair, fluff and dust found around the house which seems to attatch and grab on to items of clothing

I took off my hat and found some gluft on my head

I keep stepping on bit of gluft

by Undunn March 13, 2019

Glomton

A feeling of sadness after being called out for inventing pre-existing words.

Damn did you have to call me out so much, glomton o'clock.

by CoOlbe@ns March 23, 2019

Gooftits

A gooftits is any basic goof who acts like an aggrieved rotten tit over any perceived minor inconvenience

Jerry: “There’s some leftover chalk on the deadlift bar!”
Any reasonable person: “Calm down you fuckin’ gooftits, it’s not a big deal.”

“Martha was acting like a complete gooftits the other day because a customer asked her to break a dollar for some quarters. What a complete fucking gooftits.”

by Shaddap069 April 30, 2019

Gloat-Fest

When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.

Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.

by Becks9000 August 4, 2019