A gooftits is any basic goof who acts like an aggrieved rotten tit over any perceived minor inconvenience
Jerry: “There’s some leftover chalk on the deadlift bar!”
Any reasonable person: “Calm down you fuckin’ gooftits, it’s not a big deal.”
“Martha was acting like a complete gooftits the other day because a customer asked her to break a dollar for some quarters. What a complete fucking gooftits.”
Any reasonable person: “Calm down you fuckin’ gooftits, it’s not a big deal.”
“Martha was acting like a complete gooftits the other day because a customer asked her to break a dollar for some quarters. What a complete fucking gooftits.”
by Shaddap069 April 30, 2019
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