Gaitherphobia

The fear of having a big ass nigga run into the bathroom with chopsticks while your on the toilet

Adam: “Nigga why you scared of the bathroom?”
Darryn: “Man ever since last weekend I got mad Gaitherphobia

by Ballali September 23, 2018

Gathering

The act or process of gathering porn for your porn collection. This is a practice used by hardcore porn fans.

Person 1: Hey bro why are you hiding your pone screen?
Person 2: I'm just gathering for my Calculator + app
Person 2: Bro we are in public! wtf

by dat_walking_meme January 22, 2019

Gasherbrummer

when last night with your guy was so exhausting he goes missing for the weekend and comes back with a bunch of flowers from Gasherbrum II
🖤

"we saw him changing cars on saturday night, girl"
"I know, he was collecting flowers. He is my Gasherbrummer."

by Krkič April 4, 2019

Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

by Churcheducator June 19, 2020

garther

Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - from klb school

Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther

by March69 October 21, 2020

gashers

Talking shit to someone, making them feel like nothing, usually they’re a mug.

Terry- “she’s a sort”

Mike- “you’d shag anything Terry”
Terry- “Mike why ya giving me gashers”

by wordgiva11203 February 26, 2021

gather girl

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.

*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."

by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021