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fucking bloody hell

An expression used to show anger or disgust towards a situation or person.
John: Wow. She's a nice piece of meat, isn't she?
Gary: Fucking bloody hell, John. That's my mother.
by FreeRealEstate April 24, 2018
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fucking ancient

something that is "fucking ancient" is something insanely cool.
Wow! Look at that girl's outfit. That's so fucking ancient.
by fucking ancient June 12, 2020
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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Big Fucking Cock

John put his Big Fucking Cock inside his girlfriend.
by SpaceBearX August 1, 2018
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Are you fucking my ass?

1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.

2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.
1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"

"Yea"

"Are you fucking my ass?"
by Alanmakeufeel October 20, 2014
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fucking jews

Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"
by My name August 15, 2006
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hil-fucking-larious

adj. word used to describe something so funny that a cuss word must be inserted to show the extent of the hilarity
Larry the Cable Guy is so hil-fucking-larious
by Tha TubaSmith September 25, 2006
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