freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.

What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!

by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

Freckles

A super weapon that a very innocent person has to hide their deepest darkest secrets and evil ways. Once the freckles are gone.. their innocent is.. they may say dirty jokes… do dark humor… shoot you..

“Her freckles shined as her innocence showed”

“The freckles only hid the pain and evil inside them”

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021

freckle maker

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.

Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

by Da Freckle Maka July 9, 2016

Freckled bitch

Loving somebody one minute, than choosing to have nothing to do with them.

Nicholas is a freckled bitch when he would get in a fight with his dad one day, that says he doesn’t love him and he wants nothing to do with it.

by YardBird May 2, 2021

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017