Blood on the Dance Floor

A band so horrible; that Jesus is currently writing eight billion apology letters to be delivered by Santa Claus on Christmas.

Jesus: Hey Santa? Will you mail this for me.

Santa: Oh, what's this?

Jesus: You know that shitty band I convinced my dad to make while he was really high? Blood on the Dance Floor or whatever?

Santa: Yeah?

Jesus: When he snapped out of it he told me I had to write apology letters to every single human on Earth.

by CbrLaneSplitter250 March 16, 2014

Floordrobe

Leaving worn clothes all over the floor and also throwing your clean clothes on the floor instead of putting them away and picking through them when you need them.

Mum: Clean up your room, it's a disgrace. Put those clothes away.

You: No, it's my new floordrobe..

by T Reed October 1, 2007

floor candy

A girl who looks kind of sexy at first, but she's actually dirty/you're not sure where she's been.

That Ke$ha is nothing but floor candy.

by cooliganPIB April 29, 2010

floor-whore

In sales, a floor-whore is a salesperson who only works the floor or sales lot. Doesn't ask for referrals or make prospecting calls.
A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor-whore.

Bill has been here for over a month now and hasn't brought in a single customer or prospect from his own effort... All the other sales reps are getting referrals and working their personal leads in addition to the company provided leads and walk-ins. The sales reps are starting to call Bill a floor-whore.

by MykeN February 6, 2006

fifth floor

A threatening term used to describe oneself or another person hanging themselves. Yes it might be too soon to use such a term after someone has actually killed themselves, but it only brightens the mood in the room.

Dude, im gunna fifth floor your ass!

by grifficruel November 30, 2009

floordrobe

A storage system for clothing created entirely by placing one's clothes on the floor.
a much lazier version of the wardrobe. Even lazier than the chairdrobe, plus you save a place to sit.

1: do you have a clean shirt I could borrow?
2: I don't know. Let me check my floordrobe

by sterlinglynn October 24, 2008

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005