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Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.
I gooned to hard so I started flooning
by Fart apple March 27, 2024
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florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina
by personguy35435 January 18, 2025
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Floobing

You’re a floobing dummy
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
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Flooging

Molding a piece of feces into the shape of a penis and then varnishing it to use as a dildo.
"You want to floog tonight."
"I'm always flooging"
by deku'swilly February 26, 2025
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Floping

Expressing flex and cope simultaneously as if they are in a unified super position state.
Buddy said software was going to zero as he bit into his bland avocado sandwich that cut his mouth, that he paid 14.99 for and it was suggested he was just floping to get by.
by Shogun1,000,000 July 21, 2025
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Flopping like a fish

When you (male) flop your dick like a fish that beached itself.
This is the third time you’ve been flopping like a fish, John. It’s getting old!
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
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coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 4, 2014
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