flaccinatting

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.

that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting

by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 5, 2013

Flaccid Challenge

When you trying to get a softy in

Me and the the ol lady tried doing a flaccid challenge

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

Flaccidware

Software that does not work

Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware

by juicefang October 9, 2019

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021