flabulence

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

Flabgina

A woman who's zipper is down & not wearing any underwear, most common on fat women, where you can see her vagina flab.

Man, did you see her nasty flabgina today, it was like ALLLLLL out there!

by Gorsnybro March 13, 2011

Flabby Burger

An over-used flabby, brown vagina, with seeping fluids that make the condiments.

Last night I took this chick to my place, went to go down on her and noticed she had a flabby burger. If i wanted that shit I'd go to Mickey D's!!

by one dong November 12, 2011

flabulous

When someone is fabulous but is also somewhat overweight.

Jake: "Hey, he's kinda fat..."
David: "Bitch, he's flabulous!"

by ThatOneZook May 17, 2016

Flabbershmonker

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words

(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

by Donutpearphone June 15, 2016

flablam

the action of shoving something up someone ass
or something you shove up someone’s ass

‘imma flablam you with this flablam’
‘this flablam is going up your ass’

by lightweightflablam February 8, 2018

flabbwabbajabbanuna

when you have no feeling in a limb while it falls off the bed

I couldn't fall asleep because of flabbwabbajabbanuna

by flabbwabbajabbanuna August 5, 2018