kevin federline

The best punchline for any joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH

If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH

by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006

Roger Federer

The lord of tennis, truly untouchable when in his best form.

Roger Federer,Just Too good

by Pwnman February 17, 2009

fever for the flava

to have a strong desire for pussy.

a song by hot action cop.

you got the power of the hootchie, i got the fever for the flava of the coochie.

by Brooke7241 May 28, 2007

Fat Finger Fever

A condition first diagnosed in South Chicago Heights, Illinois to describe the freakishly baby arm like fingers of one Shawn McAllister.

Holy crap!! That guy has huge fingers. He must have Fat Finger Fever... Just like Shawn McAllister.

by Ron Gucwa II January 19, 2010

Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

Fever Junk

The stretching and sagging of a male's scrotum while experiencing a fever.

I had fever junk; my balls were sagging really low.

by conspire December 9, 2008

Federico

Federico is a Spanish and Italian male first name. Of german origin, Friedrich, meaning Peace-keeper, Peaceful Ruler.

Federico, Frederico, Frederick, Friedrich

by freddies48fleetline April 16, 2007