Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Federal

Being in an overly vulnerable or exposed position. In a position that emits an unnecessary amount of information.

"Isn't your full name Lucy Jean Johnson the 3rd?"

"Bro why are you saying that out loud, federal AF.

"Stop looking at my text messages, that's so federal."

by Incognitomode.007 November 27, 2023

Federal

A behavior, action, instance, outcome etc... that exceeds expectations, is portrayed as next level, and is the most optimal end result.

Person 1: "DLane bagged a chick on Easter Sunday before Noon."
Person 2: "Damn, that's federal."

by dugoutdegen April 17, 2022

Federated network

A cluster of private servers connected to make a Federation (Federated) network. Uncensorable due to not being hosted on a single server but many, the future of alt-tech.

Element is the chat service that uses the Matrix-Network, this network is federated ... i.e. the network is defined by a large amount of private servers that form the Matrix-Network. This is called a federated network, because it is not owned by a single party.

by Madam Fortune February 13, 2021

He look’s federal

A phrase said when observing a person who seems to be taking part in undercover surveillance activities, for criminal or other matters, on behalf of the state.

Guy 1: Put away your weed, look at that guy over there
Guy 2: yea, he look’s federal
Guy 3: That’s just my son Nathan Hammer you guys, he’s hoeless and has no relation to the state.
Guy 1: phewww, light the blunt then

by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 April 7, 2021

Federal Guap

Being "Guap" after receiving your federal tax return.

Dude, I'm headed to by that new IPod tablet...

(Freind) Whoa, you musta got Federal Guap!

by skyeyeimages February 10, 2013

Toxic Federation

A 5 piece Classic Rock band from Nottingham, UK.

www . Toxic Federation . com

by MrNiceGuy123 November 27, 2010