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An action of bringing a book to your face, or vice versa
by Randomness enabled May 08, 2009
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An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.
Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker
by wa1kingdicti0nary December 19, 2011
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A free platform for the cultured elite aka failed comedians, to express their complexes and still sound like experts.
Their expertise is not bounded or limited to any field, but excellently covers all political, philosophical, socio-political & other areas holding a smart like name.
Often, but not always, these users will google to quote famous philosophers and thinkers or name irrelevant studies to legitimize their bitterness.
Whenever I need a validation that I am a person that matters I resort to Facebook
by Super smart Lebanese November 25, 2017
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Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.
I love reading fights on Facebook
by CeeJayy1021 September 02, 2011
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A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed.

So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.
So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty! =D
by AnnoyedPatron November 02, 2010
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where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.
C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga
J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga
C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES!
by Mother FUCKING WIL August 12, 2009
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A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.
AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.
by Queen Latifa May 19, 2007
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