Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

Fig

Countable noun.
A fig is a fruit that looks like a wrinkly ass.

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

fig

Your asshole.

My fig itches.

by Itz4Reel September 1, 2019

Fig

Getting drunk with the homie

You tryna get fig tonight bro?

by blivo June 19, 2021

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Talking Fig

Something with lots of sexual experience

Person 1: I have sexual experience

Person 2: man you’re like a talking fig

by BasicallyATalkingFig June 23, 2022