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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.
Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?
by TheConditional September 22, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables
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Executive Workout

To drink a couple of tallboys in the sauna after a hard workout.
Hey bob, want to hit the gym for an executive workout after the meeting tonight?
by KingOfUOIT October 4, 2010
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Be a pro and execute

Try really hard to meet minimum standards
Team, tomorrow at practice be a pro and execute.
by Southern Double D January 29, 2025
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