Escaping Eel

1) An erection resembling an "eel escaping" that results from getting aroused while wearing basketball shorts or other light lower-body clothing.

2) Extremely embarrassing, especially if near females.

#1: Oh man dude, gross. Jerry has an Escaping Eel.

#2: Yeah, those chicks are pretty hot. No wonder.

#1: JERRY! JUST RUN, MAN!

by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009

Ape Escape

When you or another black individual takes off with someone else property or money in an unorganized way.

You know when her man got home I knew I had to make an "Ape Escape"

I ain't gotta pay no damn child support, you know a nigga can "Ape Escape" his way outta anything.

That nigga snatched my bike, that mothafucka pulled an Ape Escape.

by Ramona's Last Brain Cell October 1, 2019

Coming down the escalator

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.

I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...

by Δεκλαν October 5, 2020

escalade

an overpriced version of tahoe. also comes in ext and esv, are based on the avalanche and suburban

Escalade: look at me! I only cost 55k
Tahoe: you idiot, i'm the same thing for only 30k

by octopus August 24, 2006

great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

by thats gross March 13, 2009

my digital escape

The best YouTube collab channel ever. Look them up

Person 1: OMG have you heard of my digital escape!?!
Person 2: yes they are the best collab channel ever!

by mydigitalholly May 30, 2015