Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

excuses are like asses

This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.

Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.

by mistert2 May 23, 2004

Excuse #30

Excuse #30: Taking a poop and going to the city

An excuse used for leaving a conversation early, whether one really is going to take a poop and head to the city is irrelevant.

Sano says: Hey I got a long and boring story to tell you!
Nea says: Sorry I have to take a poop and go to the city...
Sano: Pfff, excuse #30...

by Demmm February 17, 2010

Poor Excuse

A person who is either an Embarrassment or Trying Hard to be someone or something he's not.

Jyulive: You better shut the fuck up with that fucking bull shit that you fucking talking you bitch before I put slap in your ear.

Damoue: Man fuck you bitch ass nigga. (Gets up in his Face)

Jyulive: (Looks at him Perplexed) (Laughing Jumping Up and Down) What the fuck?! This nigga think I'm pussy? (Laughing) Nigga.

Damoue: Look nigga, don't make me fuck you up.

Jyulive: Fuck who up? Fuck who up? You better put them fucking words back in your mouth because you a Poor Excuse for a Gangster!

Damoue: Nigga, I'll pull my shit out right now.

Jyulive: EEEEWWWW! He about to pull his dick out. EWWWWW!

All Liberians: EWWWWWWW.

Elahmahjay and Arlue: (Looking at each other) Ahe my people.

Jyulive: Let me get out of here, they pekin here gay oh. (Laughing Hysterically)

by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 16, 2010

excuses are like asses

A comparison of excuses to asses.

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"

by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

excuserise

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.

'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'

by deathdrop April 20, 2007