bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.

Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.

by rabiescat February 22, 2023

eternal beauty

It’s not our external appearance, but the deeds we do and the words we say.

that is what we call eternal beauty

she has immense eternal beauty

by eternalpeace March 3, 2021

eternally scream

when you fail so bad you just scream so loud it breaks eardrums

i failed my test, i just want to eternally scream

by Dat_cracked_voice_boy April 19, 2018

eternal balls incorporated

An institute where different types of fantasy balls are made up. ex: electro-magnetic balls

a little boy sings "eternal balls incorporated!"

by ColeJX October 19, 2022

Eternal Triage

When Your in the ER & get triaged and it takes for ever to get a bed

i was in eternal triage today

by youknowwholol August 7, 2011

The Eternity Game

You know I would have won it, right? If I was in your class and you would have picked me. I would have won the game.

Hym “You know I would have won The Eternity Game, right? You would have told me it was my turn and I just would have done anything. The first thing that popped into mind. Stand my book up on end. Pick up my backpack and drop it. Spin my desk around to face the other direction. Get up and walk out. It’s a game where literally any move wins. And then you would have stole my dissertation or something in retaliation to me humping a baby into your daughter or something. Then I show up with a shotgun and kill everyone. This is turning into a good biopic. I hope my editor is taking notes... And don’t use prep time as an excuse. I think we both know I thought of it immediately. I’ll win this one too. By any means necessary. Because Gamah Desu.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022