angry elf

A specific classification of any individual who is particularly irritable, frustrated, edgy, or simply in a bad mood.

A: I strongly dislike your oven.

B: Well, you're an angry elf.

by Mary Ben December 20, 2007

house elf

A polite word for an African- American or black employee of Carnegie Mellon University that exhibits incompetence, idiocy, and tomfoolery in its purest form.

Fucking house elves.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.

by Justin Hedge February 4, 2008

Moon Elf

The moon elf is a long-lived race that is aloof and haughty. Regardless of their demeanor, moon elves are attractive and almost ethereal. They are graceful to a fault and have a wise demeanor.

They are just like most elves.

by smurf August 22, 2004

elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

by dolbery October 9, 2017

Elf Wood

The best place to look at pretty pictures drawn by normal people.

Go to www.elfwood.com NOW!!!

by colorguardhobbit September 29, 2004

tangle elf

an elf who tangles your electrical cords when you're sleeping or not in the room

damn tangle elf fucked up my xbox

by jack owczarek January 11, 2008

Elf BZ

A girl with elf-like features.

Hi this is my girlfriend, she goes by the name Elf BZ.

by manonthemoonj April 2, 2009