Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

East Lansing High School

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

East German Steriods

A Person\Object That is extremely Strong, like Cosmically Strong.

Wow Hulk must be on East German Steriods

by Nikolaz the Russian October 15, 2020

easyfeets

the best mispell of the band “easybeats”

dave: i love sparks
billy: easyfeets
dave: STOP

by brianjonesuncurablerabies September 23, 2023

Easy Chill

When nothing is going on.

Every thing is going your way.

Every thing is going easy.
Every thing is chill.

Dude 1: Hey man, how're you?
Dude 2: Easy chill dawg. You?

by We Is Terry December 14, 2010

East Coast Grand Slam

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.

Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

by YOUR FRIEND TRIN <3 February 20, 2015

East Grand Rapids High School

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.

He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.

by bdblah98 January 9, 2018