walker doodle

When a person has the shits so bad that when they walk the they leave a poop doodle trail.

Yesterday my poop was so runny, I pissing out my butthole and left a walker doodle.

by BackFreckle May 7, 2018

Limp dongle

: A useless, flaccid human being.

: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.

: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.

These politicians are a bunch of limp dongles.

by Bussty April 3, 2021

On Dongle

On dongle is a term used to exclaim a true deep meaningful promise. The term dongle is used to emphasize the ability of one's virtue to carry out whatever the fuck is requested. The loss of the dongle is being defined as being unfaithful to the agreement.

"Im boutta fucking eat this bagel" said Jerry
"ON FUCKING DONGLE LEMME GET SOME" Said Deshawn

"If i land this trick we fuckin" Said Tom
"On dongle??" Said Demarcus

by Rajeshornot October 28, 2022

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

doodlehead

A person who screws up all the time
Juggles thoughts in and out of his head

My husband is such a doodle head

by Dorothy Mc Elmurry August 11, 2003

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Doodlebanger

One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.

Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.

Person 2: Sure

Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.

Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.

by GREYGOOSE666 October 9, 2011