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Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.
by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004
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Denver Broncos

A sad remnant of a team who couldn't stand up to the Pittsburgh Steelers with the Super Bowl on the line.
Wow...the Denver Broncos sure got their asses spanked by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
by Truthtalker2 July 6, 2006
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denver broncos

A Football (American) team that will never win a Super Bowl again, because without Elway they are worthless.
by Fernando Villarreal October 14, 2006
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denver birchfeild

the benchwarmer/laststring qb who thinks he's a metal head and plays and sucks at hacky sack 24/7

a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.
dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch

fag1 "dude that guy was like so denver birchfeild"
fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"
by sean beck August 21, 2004
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denver dustbuster

When a man leaves town and his buddy offers to teach his girlfriend some new tricks for when he gets back.
Guy: We’re headed back from our trip.
Croley: hey man, tell your girl to show you the Denver Dustbuster I taught her for ya while you were gone.
by DizzleDizzle May 15, 2018
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denver omelette

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.
The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!
by djrock247 January 5, 2009
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Denver Jock Strap

While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.
While Emilee was giving him head last night Jesse tried to Denver Jock Strap her
by goblue04 December 6, 2010
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