Dayday

A cunt that nobody likes. People that call there self Dayday are usually autistic

Dayday is a dumbass

by Dayday_ August 20, 2018

Jim Dandy

The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.

"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"

by Elmer Gibson January 12, 2019

dandan

very clumsy, can easily lose her stuff(even if it is very large objects), cannot hear what people say, likes to dance in her room randomly, like to say "ur face" insults

She thoought "sexual harass" was "suction to your ass". That's a dandan.

by drktmpst October 6, 2003

Dandy

Thinking different, regardless of their surroundings or popular opinion x uber style and smarts, it has no relation to who you fuck. Always ahead of everyone else in his opinions.

Don't be messing with dandys dude, they will outsmart, outstyle and outfuck ya !

by 3Aboard January 31, 2009

Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

Charleston dandy

A term that one imagines is a Southern fried version of its British cousin "Yankee-Doodle Dandy" and perhaps harks back to old class divisions in the Palmetto State. Upstart Liberal Presidential candidate, in the South Carolina Republican Primary.

Stephen Colbert was described as a "Charleston dandy" by a group of South Carolina moms doing a Town Hall.

by RedBeardSean January 31, 2012

dandyshirt

A button-front collared shirt for men typically with bold strips of varying width, or other non-subtle pattern; currently very popular on makeover shows like 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' and 'What Not to Wear.'

I wonder how long after the cameras leave that that truck driver is going to keep wearing that dandyshirt they put on him.

by Da Hawk June 9, 2005