Doctor Loomis

The shrink who studied a young Michael Myers in the Halloween films. He was played by the late Donald Pleasance and was last seen in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film was shot in Pleasance's last days. It is assumed Loomis was killed by Michael Myers. He is frequently seen carrying a pistol of some kind, from revolver to desert eagle, and seems to be the only person who is capable of understanding Michael's destructive power. After Halloween 2, he became scarred when he set a room he and Myers were in ablaze with gas in an attempt to kill Myers forever. He walks with a cane after the explosion as well. Also is the deliverer of The famous "Blackest Eyes" quote. He is one of the finest characters in horror movie history and will be missed.

Laurie, in tears: "It was the boogeyman!"
Doctor Loomis says solemnly, "In fact, it was..."

by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006

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Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.

I just Doctor Sphinctered yo mama!

by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008

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Doctor's Moment

When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.

Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."

Ten minutes later

Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."

by marysm July 13, 2010

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docbones

Orthopedics surgeon. One with great skill and knowledge of skeletal anatomy and the repair of bone injuries and deformations.

X: I used to play on the trampoline, but when it broke--it crushed my legs, cracked my spine, and tore my big toe clean off.

Y: What? You don't even limp.

X: Yeah, my docbones fixed me right up, but she couldn't do shit for my trampoline. Reckon I wasn't meant to bounce.

by noriknowitall July 25, 2011

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