When you text with someone and misinterpret everything they say cause you think they're being rude by being overly nice to you so you're rude to them instead and they still wanna be friends even tho you're rude but you don't wanna be friends cause you're rude, also you really wanna show off your rock collection.
by Eli.in.roses August 24, 2021
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a "religious belief" or as others would call it the study of the universe and how it was created. to put a scientific explanation in place of a religious one. also a branch of metaphysics and religion. so its a person that is both scientific yet is into cosmology---> the belief of science explanations instead of the 7 days of creation.
by Mai_Mai April 15, 2009
Get the Cosmologist mug.a cosmo girl is a young woman who takes a leading role in all aspects of her life. she is typically a beautiful, sexually active and single woman in her early twenties to mid thirties who lives in the city and holds a corporate/executive office job. "alpha female" would be a good name for her. she is financially secure and doesn't require a man's advice/assistance in her life at all. he is simply there to act as fluff for moments when she's not busy going clubbing, hitting up fancy cocktail lounges, or having girl trips with her friends. she is the perfect sexual minx in the sack and knows exactly how to treat her man right (if she chooses to settle down with one). she's physically fit and keeps up on all of the latest celebrity gossip, style trends, and pop culture knowledge.
Anna Wintour, the leading editor for Vogue, is a Cosmo Girl in her own right simply because she is the head of an empire that makes millions of dollars.
by Sherilynn Macale December 11, 2007
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Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?
by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011
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Get the cosmosexual mug.Cosmos describes one of the hottest guys on earth. Their sweet and funny, with a slightly cool (but not "I'm all that)" vibe to them. They laugh easily and are playful! He's one of the best friends you can get! No matter what, you know you can count on him.
1. I went through such a hard time this year. It really showed me who my real friends are. My best friend was such a Cosmos.
2. Cosmos is the best.
2. Cosmos is the best.
by Shell Shell! February 27, 2011
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