cusked

(from latin cuski); 1.) of or pertaining to the act of soldering one's brain to a computer.

oh shit I accidentally cusked myself.

by Eqx November 24, 2006

custelly

Longitudal; custard and jelly; customised telly

Whatever your custelly, latitude'll keep up with your whereabouts, supposedly.

by Hercolena Oliver March 20, 2009

Cunted

Offensively drunk
so hammered, that you freely use the word cunt in public.

Fuck, I'm cunted. If that cunt doesn't buy me another drink, I'll... what was I saying?

by Clods September 15, 2010

cunted

the act of being rude, mean, and just dog to the people you are with.

Michael we didn't want to stay at the pier for more then six minutes. You cunted us!

by fankksss November 7, 2010

Custodial entertainer

The person who spends more time with a child than the actual parents.

"That's my Grandma Linda, she's my custodial entertainer" Lilly said.

by billyboombox June 2, 2016

custody hangover

When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.

"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."

by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016

cuted

Cuted

I cuted my hair yesterday -cuted

by Alessandra Gomes Barretos September 18, 2017