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caprants

Caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. They are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. You will cringe when you see them.
Hint: If the bottom of the "pants" hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants.
"Oh my god monique, check out that girl. MAJOR CAPRANTS ALERT"
by Sophie Demers April 1, 2008
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Procrastination Crap

When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.

Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.
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Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.
If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.
by Nick D October 2, 2003
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Oh Crap!

The word used to express your shock right before you get into a car crash.
by Norma Jean October 27, 2005
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floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.
It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!
by MissionDoll October 19, 2004
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crap for crap

One who uses old freakin' easter candy for halloween.
Why you lazy crap for crap!
by JNNC July 26, 2006
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Crap Sandwich

Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.
Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.
by pstar November 19, 2003
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