damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
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I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.
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a variation of careful used to make people say it's not a word or if you know some people they will get it
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by Samwise May 23, 2003
Get the Chamfer mug.When two extraordinarily hot lesbian women are rubbing their raging pussies against each other. Works best when said women are perpendicular to each other. While observing, it is customary to begin chanting "Clamfight!...Clamfight!...Clamfight!" until the security guards as you to leave the bar.
I hope this lesbian porn has a clamfight scene.
I would like to film a clamfight between your mother and your sister. We'll make a quick hundy.
I would like to film a clamfight between your mother and your sister. We'll make a quick hundy.
by Paco Da Jew August 13, 2006
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