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corpseknocker

One who engages in intercourse with corpses.
by Bob January 20, 2003
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corpse fuck

After seeing the gorgeous dead man's picture, Jane dug him up and corpse fucked him.

When you're dead I'll dig you up and corpse fuck you.

Tom is a creeper that goes around corpse fucking freshly buried grandma's.
by Corpse Fucking Mary December 30, 2010
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triple corpse hammerblow

A triple corpse hammerblow is when you have a threesome with 3 corpses, and blow your load in each of them.
Nick- "Dude i totally did a triple corpse hammerblow at the graveyard last night"

Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
by Kswaded October 14, 2008
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Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpses

Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.
me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)
by Vhurka March 22, 2010
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corpserape

to murder an individual that enrages you, then defile their corpse as an act of retribution
Justin said, "Jamie, if you piss me off one more time, I swear to god I will corpserape you."
by Jack Jerkdown June 3, 2010
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Corpse Rudder

Using the hand of the first passed out party goer to jack off.
Ronnie gave himself a Corpse Rudder after Tommy passed out at the party.
by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015
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The Corpse

The act of Submerging one's hand into a bucket of ice water until the hand goes numb. One then proceeds to masturbate with this hand, giving one the illusion of being masturbated by a corpse.
"Dude, I did 'the corpse' last night, and I think I still can't feel my hand, or my dick."
by Awkward Frenchman April 1, 2009
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