Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.
Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.
Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
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Get the Canadian Condom mug.One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom
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